Fantastic

Preparing My Fantasy Roster Already…

OK, I’m sure this is gonna piss some folks off for whatever reason(s), but here is my vision for the 2008 Presidential election, Democrats and Republicans. This is not a prediction, more like a “wish list” that I feel would make for some ass-kickin’ administrations. I’m sure I’ll get called some names along the line, but I’m a big boy, I can take it.

Here’s the funniest part: I really wouldn’t care who won…I’d consider it a victory for the Country if either ticket were given the nod. All four guys are candid, intellegent, articulate and charismatic. All things of which great leaders are comprised.

The Ever-Changing Face of Unemployment and Homelessness

I promise I’ll post something more substantive later, I just thought this was funny.

Best Harmless & Cheap Prank of the Year….So Far

80 goofballs and a handful of camera operators infiltrated a Best Buy for about 40 minutes, each dressed in a blue polo shirt and tan khakis. They milled about, helped customers, and if REAL employees asked, they all stuck to the same line:

“I’m just waiting on my friend.”

There were conspiracy theories flying, police intervention, tales of cult activity….this is just awesome. CHECK IT OUT!

Cheap Labor: Not Just Mexicans After All

I guess we have alternative sources for cheap labor besides Mexico.

It’s About Friggin’ Time

IT’S A DONE DEAL!!! At long last, ABC has pulled the plug on the reeking fantasy-drama known as Commander in Chief. Preston Taylor Holmes is quoted as saying “It’s nice to know I wasn’t alone in not watching.” I was not watching right there with you, Preston. Next stop for this repugnant piece of poo? We’re making an educated guess:

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO

This is friggin’ hilarious.

Winning Friends and Influencing People

Johnny B. Goiter over at Leftards in Aboite likes me! Nay, he LOVES me! I know he does! I know he does! I know he does!

Check it out!

I love you too, John! Thanks for the link, and keep those page-hits coming! I’ll try not to disappoint.

At Least 146 Whack-Jobs

According to Mitch Harper’s 8:40pm post over at Parley (audio post), at least 146 citizens have cast a ballot in favor of David Roach, Candidate for Allen County Sheriff.

Ooooooooooooooooh creepy.

UPDATE: FWOb has posted some early returns on this race:

Tina Taviano 1,028
Michael Joyner 890
Dave Roach 146

A person could conclude that David Roach cost Mike Joyner the race. Again, they could. But, it is also feasible that they could be Roach’s drinking buddies from After Dark, and they only voted because he was running.

Back To Relaxin’

OK, primaries are over…votes are being tallied and we’re back to chillin’ here at The Record. Time for a little mood music. Tonight we have chosen to bust out some Dan Bern just for laughs, compliments of my brother-in-law. Thanks, Miles!